These are the music major quotes for this semester! I figured I could put them both on Facebook and on Blogger. They're great either way! Good luck with understanding them!
"A tonal is much more . . ." -Bro. Kerr
"Communist."-AJ
"We learn from our peers, but be careful of that one!" -Bro. Kerr [referring to Tyler Carlisle]
[About the Hymn Festival conflicting with Opera Scenes practice] "That is why they cancelled Op. Shop." -Tyler Carlisle
"We don't believe you."-Bro. Kerr
"Are you allowed to repeat notes?"-Student asking about part of the test
"Yes . . . but don't be weird." -Bro. Kerr
"Brother Kerr, come ride the elevator!"-Tyler Carlisle
[Side note: he did!]
"How do you gain and obtain knowledge?"-Tyler
"You ask!"-Christina
[Asking about extending our time on our test from an hour to an hour and a half]
"I would be happy to give you an hour and a half.'-Bro. Kerr
[LOUD gasp]-Cassandra
"Whatever comes out of Tyler's mouth is probably the opposite of truth."-Bro. Kerr
"Did he say that?"-Tyler
"Yes."-Christina
"Ruuude!"-Tyler
"Negative Batman!"-Tyler [to Bro. Kerr about being a BM or BMA major]
"You need to be educated Robin."-Bro. Kerr
"We're a team!"-Tyler
"Tyler, where did you learn to count?"-Bro. Kerr
"Kindergarten! I went to Big Apple Elementary!"-Tyler
[a little later, Bro. Kerr asks if anyone has a calculator and Tyler pulls his graphing calculator out.]
"Tyler can count because he has his BIG calculator."-Bro. Kerr
[We look for the golden mean by using a calculator and Tyler gets 26.574]
"Would you like me to graph that?"-Tyler
"You're such a good role model."-Tyler
"Thank you."-Bro. Kerr
"F, as in the grade you don't want."-Bro. Kerr
"I thought you were going to say the grade you deserve."-Robert
"You're assessing me; and I passed."-Tyler
[Bro. Kerr used a marker on the board to show a conducting pattern] "The candy cane of death, it's all black."-?
"Tyler, we're done!"-Bro. Kerr
"Pass the golden butter."-Kameron
"Be ye not deceived."-Bro. Kerr
[Talking about +6 chords] "If we add a 4th note, we change nationalities."-Bro. Kerr
"Don't flirt with flatness."-Bro. Kerr
"Modus Novas in the spirit of contention."-Cassandra
[Bro. Kerr had us listen to a Modus Novas and correct what was wrong with it as he played]
"Since you corrected it, can y ou sing it?"-Bro. Kerr
"You're the one that needs practice!"-Tyler
"Don't listen to Tyler . . . ever!"-Bro. Kerr
"Great things come from a rocky beginning."-Bro. Kerr
"Like a boxing match!"-Cami
"We won't be using this textbook that often."-Bro. Kerr
"YES!!!"-Tyler
"I don't deal with end of semester test days."-Bro. Kerr
"So, we get those days off?"-Tyler
"Don't put words in my mouth."-Bro. Kerr
"College administration math; also called fuzzy math."-Bro. Kerr
"Do they pray about it?"-Tyler
"Don't tempt me."-Bro. Kerr
"How do you write that?"-Alan
"In words."-Bo. Kerr
"There's probably a Facebook like group called 'Shubert is cool!'."-Bro. Kerr
"I am a phrygian oomphaba!"-Greg
"What if I'm thinking 'Holy crap this better not be on the test.'?"-Tyler
"You're not thinking that, right?"-Bro. Kerr
"Pfft, no!"-Tyler
"Many are called, but few are chosen. Those that are chosen get excited about music."-Bro. Kerr
"Thus begins the downfall of tonality!"-Kameron
"You agilated phrygian oomphaba!"-Greg/Cameo
[Conversation Bro. Tueller had with himself in Music Lit.]
"Why study music history?", "Because it's fun?", "No it's not."-Bro. Tueller
"I want a hurdy gurdy."-Cassandra
"Nice leading tones."-Bro. Tueller
[Talking about Italian Trecento diction]
"If you look carefully you can see dots in the notation."-Bro. Tueller
"If you look carefully you can SEE a NOTATION."-Alex W.
"Oh, it isn't THAT bad."-Bro. Tueller
[After we tried sight singing a piece]
"Let's hear somebodey professional do it."-Bro. Tueller
"In other words they just broke up, I know it!"-Bro. Tueller [about "Dueil Angorsseus']
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Or maybe weakens you so the next thing kills you."-Bro. Tueller
[Talking about tuning]
"This happened with the Fall of Adam."-Bro. Tueller
[Talking about Krummhorns]
"You know there's a name for people who still play that instrument. They're called nerds!"-Bro. Tueller
"Tangeantize to the Dolorian mode."-Kameron
"There's something about 'VVVVVV' that's so, yeah."-?
"Elephant major."-Spencer
[Talking about people being tardy/absent]
"Absences you excommunicate you."-Bro. Kerr
"Can you do that again?"-Isaac
"Honestly, I'm not even sure what I did."-Sarah
"Modjus Grovas."-Alan
"That's . . . weird."-Spencer
"I have a great husband!"-Cambria
"So does my wife."-A random gentleman that walked by
[Tyler was walking down the hallway and saw Bro. Kerr. When Tyler was right by the door, he said this]
"Last one in owes the other a smootie!"-Tyler
"Instead of going on the date and thinking 'I kind of want to kiss him.' Think 'I REALLY want to kiss him!'."-Bro. Brower
"We will ban the word 'um' in this course!"-Bro. Brower
"Raise your ribs off your lunch."-Bro. Brower
[Gesturing to his arms]
"By the way, these things are attached."-Bro. Brower
"Gril does 'pity me', boy turns off. Girl does 'ah', boy turns on!"-Bro. Brower
"Did I say we were putting htis on a shelf?"-Bro. Brower [about Amber's earrings]
"Let's all have a sympathetic cough."-Bro. Brower
"Some of you, your lips are challenged. That's bad on Valentine's Day!"-Sis. Ashby
"Chuck Norris wears Bro. Kerr pajamas."-Kameron/Nykele
"Can you do that round house kick in solfedge?"-Alan
"Holy Modus Novas Batman!"-Kameron
[Talking about Tye Dye shirts]
"This shirt looks like the music we play!"-Kameron
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